Catching UP

OK! I have been slack lately and the picture of the day has sadly fallen by the wayside. I have taken them, though, and even posted them, mostly, but I haven’t gotten them on here, nor have I had anything new to say. I still have nothing much new to say, although the Queen of Bohemia, my auntie, told me that today while she was at the thrift store with two of her caregiver / friends, they found a lot of money inside a book. “A lot!” she said excitedly, “Like two hundred million!”

“Huh,” I said, “What was the book?”

I also went on at some length about how brutally unfair it is that I, who make my meager living by looking at old books all day, every day, have yet to find more than $2 and that was a one time thing, too. I also think maybe that was actually an honesty test by the customer, because he had that look, like he might be the kind of totally annoying holier than thou asshole who goes around testing store clerks for honesty. They exist, I am sorry to report, they exist. However! On the strength of the two hundred million (note: the Queen of Bohemia is not bothered by paltry unimportant things like exact numbers. It was probably not that much. Heh.) found in a book at the South Asheville Goodwill, I bought another lottery ticket. So we shall see.

ANYWAY. The photos! I have been working a lot, is my only excuse.

This is the daily photo for Saturday, February 15, a close up of the fantastic post apocalyptic snowglobe my friend Susan gave me for Christmas and which I love.

And this is Sunday, February 16, a lovely shot of my lovely friend Helen and a whole bunch of other friends on her birthday, which was celebrated in style at El Paraiso mexican restaurant on Haywood Road.

helens birthday best

On Monday I was also at work, but I did manage to take this picture of the strange sky.

On Tuesday before work I took a picture of Perdita, backlit by the morning sunshine:

Yesterday, I was somewhat hungover and I had a sore throat and I was cranky and miserable and generally unpleasant to be around. I was so unpleasant that I tried to take pictures of stinkbugs and failed, so I then took one of Django, even though my GAWD it is ridiculous how all my life is nothing but dogs and books and clouds. O wait. Perhaps I have got the life I wanted at age 9 after all.

And today’s photo, when I have finished figuring out what it is, will have its own post. Whoo! Lot of catch up; I must not let this happen again. *

* It will.

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Addiction

I’m back to playing Minecraft, and, much to my chagrin, I just died in a completely dumb and foreseeable and truly n00bish way: I didn’t look where i was going, fell into a chasm and thus encountered my inevitable demise. ARGH. I will never find that place again, either, and I had EIGHT diamonds on me. Eight. And I was fixing up a village and now it will never be done and the villagers will probably be eaten by zombies.

For those of you who have absolutely no idea what the hell I was just talking about, Minecraft is a wildly successful indie computer game, the brainchild of a Scandinavian programmer named Notch who built it on nights and weekends at home. That was, um, 2010? 2009, I think, but I started my journey in alpha in the summer of 2010. Nowadays, it’s a gazillion dollar Scandinavian company, Mojang, in which Notch is only, to the best of my knowledge, tangentially involved. It’s a sandbox game, which is to say that there is no plot, storyline, quest or any of that garbage: you can do whatever you want in an infinite world. It’s also kind of a lot like Legos – you can gather resources and build things from other things. There are also monsters, because without monsters, as we all know, just what would be the point of anything? Anyway, I played obsessive levels of Minecraft for about three, three and a half years and finally I got kind of bored and more or less quit. I started up a new world the other day, though, and it’s good so far. Well, except for the nagging intense pain in my right shoulder.

If you have an addictive brain, the theory goes that every time you encounter your addictive substance of choice, a pathway to pleasure gets grooved into that brain. I imagine that this is a literal pathway, like a map inscribed on the surface of your cerebellum so you could, maybe, look at it. Ah! Here is beer and here, deeply worn and lined with skulls, is tobacco. Subsequent voyages into the substance deepen those pathways, until at last your brain really doesn’t want to leave them. Or so I have heard, somewhere. Remember that I majored in art, not science.

Anyway, Minecraft hits those pathways for me in a way that very few other substances ever have. Granted, I drink too goddamn much (although it lessens every year as my body becomes more intolerant and my mind becomes more solitary) and I smoked like the proverbial chimney from the time I was 15 years old right up until 15 months ago, but I’ve never been addicted to anything the way I was or, I guess, am addicted to Minecraft.

I replaced it for a while with Candy Crush but Minecraft is heroin and Candy Crush is methadone and fuck Candy Crush, anyway. I got eventually to the upper levels where they introduce these changing candies that morph from one shape and color to another, accompanied by a noisome little rainbow, and the shifting screen gives me a headache. Besides, Candy Crush is totally a game of chance. There is no skill involved – you win when they send you a good board; you lose when they don’t. That’s just a little too close to actual real life for me.

My game playing coworker gave me a list of other games I might like but of course I lost it. I hear that there are artists out there now, making games, strange games with no real point to them, and this sounds good to me. I’m limited to simplicity, because my computer is seriously antique and cannot handle anything new. I want to try the new games, though, and when I do, I will report back. Meanwhile, I guess I had better respawn and see if there is any way on the planet I can find that village again. ARGH.

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Huh

perdita look back

So this is a picture of my dog Perdita in the snowy backyard. It’s not the picture of the day; it’s from January and not even a particularly wonderful picture of her. The reason I’m popping it up here is because I just found something I want to remember.

See, people always think Perdita is a Rhodesian Ridgeback and I always laugh at this, because Rhodesian Ridgebacks are somewhat rare purebred dogs and Perdita is a yellow street dog who my neighbor found lost early one morning and who nobody ever claimed. As the neighborhood dog person, I begrudgingly agreed to keep her for the weekend, which turned out to last five years and is still going on.  She is a sweetheart, even if she is afraid of skateboards, bicycles, vacuum cleaners and men who smell like drywall – Perditas fear of and hatred for men who smell like construction is legendary and sheds some sad and angry light on where she was the first four months of her life.

Well, over the years any number of people including people who have them, friends of people who have them and most recently, a vet tech, have said, “That’s a Rhodesian Ridgeback! She even has the ridge!” And I have said with some certainty, “Bosh. She’s just a yellow street dog! She’s Heinz 57 with maybe some hound in her, because she acts like a hound, and maybe some pit, because every street dog has pit, and maybe some Chow, because she has a black tongue and everybody knows Chows are the only dogs with black tongues. The ridge is a cowlick, because this is North Carolina, not somewhere fancy where they have fancy dogs. If she was a coonhound she might be purebred but she’s not. Look at my beautiful mutt!” All good except I just found this article that says, hey, you know who else has black tongues? Rhodesian Ridgebacks. And then I finally got around to google image searching and damned if I didn’t find page after page of Perdita clones. But don’t take my word for it – here is page after page of Perdita herself.  Huh, I think, huh. What do you know? And then I read the Wiki article and thought again, huh. Perdie is also aloof, and she is mellow, which is one of the reasons, particularly since the other two are anything but, I love her so.

I still think she’s a mutt. Just a mutt with maybe one pure Ridgeback parent. Or two. It is pretty cool, actually, to think that her ancestors hunted lions. Perdita is a mighty hunter, too. Given our lifestyle, this is not really a great thing – you haven’t lived until you have fled like the abject coward you are from the house, galvanized by the horrid screams of some small dying thing in the yard – although after the zombies come we’ll probably change our minds about the dead possums. And I can’t really see her going after any lions any time soon. Although, I guess, as long as they didn’t make any really scary vacuum cleaner like noises or have wheels she might wag her tail at them. Might. If I said it was okay. And handed her some cheese.

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Bye, Snow

Bye, Snow

Well, yesterday the temperature rose and rose and most of the snow and all of the icicles went away, so I’m glad I got a couple pictures yesterday morning. I also went on back to work and discovered that yesterday’s walks were not free: I have managed to do something awful to my left calf. At work I was limping around and surly (I’m always kind of surly, I know, but more than usual) and by the time I got home I was so tired that I went to bed at 9:00. My leg still hurts, too, and I have to go back to work in an hour. Pity me! Oh wait, I’m doing that fine on my own. Hee. Oh well.

At 5:30 this morning (going to bed at 9 has its own issues) I woke up and went to the bathroom and was convinced I heard water running. OH GOD I thought, a broken pipe! ARGH! So I went silently all around the house, listening intently, listening, in fact, with the sort of crazed intensity that is only matched by my sniffing intensity when, alone and late at night, I think I smell smoke. There is never any smoke, just paranoia, and there was no water running, just the heat and paranoia. I think, anyway, that if there was a broken pipe, it might not be the worst of my problems.

I am not sure, because in the annals of paranoia, we have long had an uneasy joke in the family about someone living in the garage. Oh ha ha! we say, yes, that must have been the garage people who stole all the socks, ate all the bread, drank all the wine and they are why you can never find batteries. Well. Last night during my Moment of Plumbing Fear, I went into the laundry room and it was there that I noticed that the lights in the garage were on. There is no reason for the garage lights to be on.

There is also no reason for the garage door to be wide open this morning, but it is.

I don’t think either of the kids came home last night (and even if they did, you can guarantee that Auds anyway did not venture near the garage; she’s even more afraid of it than I am.) I think it is just me and the dogs and the cat here. Yes, just me, and I am very carefully avoiding the vicinity of the laundry room and the garage by writing this because it’s ridiculous to think that there might be . . . somebody. . . living in the garage. Or something. Right?

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Testing the Instagram Embed

The fine folks WordPress support say that this method will work to embed an instagram image, so let’s give it a try!

There, did that work? It’s the selfie that my friend Jodi and I took yesterday on our hike from my house to her house. I actually went for two walks yesterday – yes, 2, I also am amazed – and naturally took a lot of snow pictures (which are here if you want to look at snow pictures) and in general had a great time. I like snow days. I did not get the kitchen floor mopped or the laundry done, but I made a sort of cuban asian fusion black beans and rice, drank a lot of wine, spent too much time online, took all three dogs for a walk in the snow early in the morning, walked from my house to Jodi’s house and then to my auntie’s house and then, I finished my infinity scarf knitted creation, causing my daughter to exclaim: “Wow, Mom, your knitting has really gotten better! There are no gaping holes or anything!” Now if only the same could be said of my life.

YAY!! It worked!! Thank you wordpress and most particularly wordpress member azscvgs who found the (literal) missing link for me!

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Monday, Tuesday and now Wednesday

Tuesday morning woodsThe theme of the week is SNOW, so here is a picture of what it looked like behind my house on Tuesday morning. That was the result of the “appetizer snow” – yes, Ray’s Weather actually called it that, which I think is so cute it’s almost tragicomic – that hit us without much warning on Monday. We got several inches that day but I didn’t really measure them because for some reason I have stopped measuring snowfalls and keeping the totals posted on the front door like a complete and utter hellnerd. We did that back in the very snowy winters of 2009, 2010 and spring 2011, all of which have been completely erased from Asheville’s collective memory but which I assure you did exist and made this week look like small potatoes indeed. Anyway, today and tonight we are supposed to get inches and inches more of snow (I have a terrible dirty mind, but I have to say that the fact that the amount of snow they’re predicting is along the same lines of what you might see in, say, Penthouse forum: “They’re gonna get a good 8 inches! It’s going to give them 10 inches!” keeps making me giggle.) so as it is my day off anyway, I am sitting around in my bathrobe, mildly hungover and eating nothing but home made french fries. What could possibly go wrong?

As far as photos of the day go, well, I just spent a singularly unproductive two hours trying to figure out a way to embed an Instagram image in a blog post. I have gotten precisely nowhere and I am frustrated. Help?

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And the Photo of The Day Is

And the photo of the day is a kinda blurry but also sorta nice Instagram picture I took under the Patton Avenue bridge this afternoon of 2 canoes going by. I was impressed by their fortitude because I was out there in just a hoodie doing that winter thing where I’m all, it’s not under 30! Therefore it is toasty warm! I’ll leave my coat at home! only to discover that 45 or so degrees is not, actually, all that balmy. I would not really have wanted to be in a canoe this afternoon, sunshine or no sunshine. Perhaps they were Canadian tourists, who I have seen at the South Carolina beaches in swimsuits in February, legs blue with cold, determined to get their money’s worth out of the sunny South. You often see tourists in downtown Asheville in shorts in the freezing cold – they think that because it’s the South it’s always warm. Ha ha! Ah schadenfreude.

So I was under the Patton Avenue bridge taking pictures because Earthfare was the third and final stop in my afternoon’s fruitless quest for eggplant. There is no eggplant to be had, y’all, and I am bereft. I went to Aldi, SavMor and Earthfare and nothing purple and shiny met my searching gaze. For which, actually, one can be sort of grateful, I mean I love eggplant, but there is stuff that meets that description that you don’t really want to encounter at the SavMor, or Earthfare for that matter. I guess eggplant must have joined the list of pre snowstorm supplies: toilet paper, milk, bread and – eggplant? Huh. Go figure, but there is nary an aubergine in Asheville today.

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Affordable Housing in Asheville, Part 2

So, back to affordable housing. Part 1, if you missed it, is here. This part, Part 2, is my personal Affordable Housing in Asheville story – my own Asheville odyssey. I think there is gonna be a Part 3 in the near future as well, because it just keeps on coming.

In 2000, my father died and I left my job and boyfriend and life in Baltimore and moved here to be closer to my mother. I got a job at the art museum right away. I was making slightly less money than I was making in Baltimore, but people told me to expect that. “It’s worth it!” they said, “to live in Asheville! You have to make sacrifices to live here!”

That’s a fucking pernicious lie, by the way, and I think that statement is responsible for a whole lot of what is wrong with this town. But more on that later.

After an unhappy year in South Asheville, I found a house in West Asheville, a beautiful 20s bungalow in the neighborhood where I still live, that was $650 a month, not quite half my income but almost – and I moved in and sent my son to Isaac Dickson. I could not have afforded even that on my own without help from my mother, so that’s where I would be lying if I said that qualified as affordable housing although in retrospect, I guess it did. I was making 28K a year at that point. I lived there for the next six years. My rent went up, but not all that much. At the end of six years, I was paying $800 a month – half my income. My income did not go up at all. Let’s repeat that sentence: my income did not go up at all. I changed jobs – a lateral move to another museum after a break in the middle to work for a local entrepreneur and then a year of unemployment – and it stayed the same.

Those were good years, but just by moving into the neighborhood that I loved, I was changing it. I was one of those artists who move into a poor neighborhood because they can afford it and they can see its beauty. I loved East West Asheville. I loved the funky streets and the funky little houses and I liked the people and I liked having my own house with space for the dogs and a garden and a big yard for raucous parties. Then lo, more middle class white people followed me and then more and then more and I’m sorry, neighborhood: I never meant for this to happen to you.

My landlords finally took note of what was happening in the neighborhood and in the spring of 2007, the inevitable eviction notice arrived n the mail. At that point I had lived there long enough so that I had no formal lease – it hadn’t seemed necessary and we were all friends, right? Well, no. However, you can’t just toss people out on their asses when you want to raise the rent, so they swore up and down that they were going to sell the house. “I want to buy it!” I said, “Felicity,” they said, “You could never afford this house.” And so we had to move. Please note that they never did sell the house – in fact, they still rent it out, for $1200 a month last I heard but it may be more by now. I moved to another rental house on the other side of West Asheville that cost $900 a month: now more than half my income. But remember, I had backup in the form of my mother so I could do that and I didn’t have to give up and move to Woodfin or further away.

I then started trying to buy a house in my neighborhood so that I could never be evicted again. That was 2008, I was still making 28K a year and there was not much on the market for under 150K, my absolute upper limit, which, you will notice, is not really affordable.

I went to Mountain Housing, who are the arbiters of affordable housing in this city and who do, I am sure, great work, six years ago to try to get some help buying my first house. Instead, I got really disheartened by the way they were pushing only their own projects. Like, they said the house I wanted to buy had too many code violations, but instead of offering to help me fix those things, they wanted me to buy a . . .. wait for it. . .apartment! It would be more affordable, they said, and just coincidentally, they built it. They only seemed to want to subsidize people who are buying housing that they built.  What about this house? I said, or this one? No, they said, no old houses, no problems. Here! What about moving into one of our apartments? We’ll give you $10,000! Which you have to pay back if you ever move just to make sure that you can’t possibly profit. I understand why they do that, but I’m not crazy about their model. So I backed out of the whole deal. I tried to work with Habitat as well, but they also have given up on rehabbing older housing and instead, they build new, high density housing. Apartments. For which there is a waiting list.

Then, a lot of stuff happened, including the real estate bubble crash – and my mother died. She left me enough money to buy a house flat out. I bought the house that I had been trying so hard to leverage a mortgage for and settled in. It needed repairs; I had the money then to repair it and so in went new windows and a new boiler and a new porch roof and new paint and plumbing fixes and so on. My money began to run out and then I got laid off in 2010. At this point I had 20 years experience in museums – first in museum education and then in communications and marketing, as well as office management (nonprofits demand a lot of multitasking.) I was still making 28K a year. I started looking for work. A friend offered me a retail job at $10 an hour and I said, “Oh thanks but, uh, no! I couldn’t possibly live on that! I’ll find an office job soon, I’m sure!”

A year later in desperation I took a retail job for $9 an hour.

Now it is 2014; I’m at the same job and I make a little more than that. Living wage in Asheville is supposed to be $11.65 an hour. I don’t make quite that, yet, but I think I might in another year. Here’s the thing though: I have the most affordable housing possible: I own my house flat out. I have 100% equity. All I have to pay is taxes and homeowners insurance and regular bills, so I should be fine, right?

I’m not. Not at all. My taxes went up $300 this year, to $2000 a year and it very nearly broke me. My children, now grown, can’t find housing that they can afford and so they moved back in with me. Neither of them is currently employed at all – and when they were, my son was making $10 an hour, good money for Asheville, right? – and my daughter anywhere from $8 to $14, depending. That’s not enough to rent anything here. So they moved back in and we’re all going under together. Last year, when my daughter was again between jobs, we went and got food stamps. They gave us $200 a month, which was a huge, huge help but not, of course, enough. This year, I make more money and I’m full time now so my income, after taxes and insurance, is about $275 – $300 a week, depending. Good money for Asheville! No. No it is not good money for anywhere – and it is definitely not good enough to pay all the household bills, feed three adults, three large dogs and the elegant and demanding 10 pound cat who actually runs the place. But it is, I think, too much for food stamps when you cannot count the jobless adults who used to be your children as dependents anymore and yet you cannot, somehow, kick them out on their asses. Maybe it’s because I’m not a Republican.

Yeah, they should go out and get jobs and pay their bills. That is so simple and wow, we hadn’t thought of that. I also should change jobs and find something that pays more. I never thought of that either. I like my job and my coworkers and I’m good at what I do, but I know that’s a luxury – because apparently, expecting livable pay for hard work is risible now.

So that’s where we’re at with affordable housing in Asheville: we have it. We still can’t afford it, because none of us are making a real living wage. Without more money coming in, because costs of everything else are constantly rising, affordable housing is just a mirage. You cannot just say, well, we’re controlling housing by moving everyone into affordable housing and lo, magic wand waved! It doesn’t work that way. Nothing is affordable if people aren’t making a real living wage. If incomes don’t rise here, all the affordable housing in the world won’t help, because it doesn’t stay affordable unless incomes are also going up.

I know this problem isn’t limited to Asheville. It’s part of a much much larger problem in this country: the growing divide between the haves and the have nots, the disintegration of the middle class and so on. You have heard about it if you have halfway noticed anything in the news this last year or so, unless, I guess, you only look at Fox or, actually, most of the other mainstream media. The disintegration of the press has coincided with the disintegration of the middle class.  But all of this is the terrible child of Reagonomics’ war on the poor that started thirty years ago – a slouching beast that’s constantly gathering steam nowadays. It’s exacerbated in Asheville, among other reasons partly because we have primarily always been a resort town catering to the wealthy (who do not like paying their servants much; that’s not how they got and stay rich) and partly because wealthy retirees have moved here in droves. They mostly do not bring much to the community table – they do not, by and large, start businesses that employ others at a living wage, contribute hugely financially to community charities (most, if they are wealthy enough to do that anyway, do it in what they consider their home town) and skew the population demographics tremendously. They also are content to work part time jobs for low wages because it’s supplemental income for them – or they will work as volunteers, which is extremely nice of them but which, let’s face it, means sustainable paying jobs for those positions are not being created. And so the gulf between rich and poor, older and younger, gets wider and wider.

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Cocktails

Cocktails

I met my friend Jodi at the Double Crown last night for drinks. A whole party full of many people we vaguely knew and some we knew well came rolling in so much fun was had. So do not fear! Just because Jodi looks depressed in this impressively poignant artful portrait doesn’t mean we actually were depressed last night. Nah, we were drinking vodka and watching the dancers, all good.

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More Sunsets and Trees

More Sunsets and Trees

I was trying like crazy to catch some of the sunset on my way home from work but I didn’t, quite. Still! Here are some more trees and the very edge of the end of the sunset. The rejected tree is lurking sadly at the bottom of this post.

I was starving by the time I got home – that is the trouble with this eating healthy, trying (not very hard, alas, my willpower left a while back) to diet shit: after you’ve had a healthy breakfast and a healthy lunch and been on your feet all day working your ass off, by the time you get home you are pretty much ready to eat the furniture. Instead, I made a harmony bowl, or my homemade version inspired by the Laughing Seed version of yore. This is badass vegan food, y’all, old school hippie chow, and it is so good. And cheap. And good for you, more or less, but it doesn’t taste that way. There are five components to your basic harmony bowl:

  • Brown rice – cook it. However you usually do. This is the longest step, so start cooking it first. While it cooks assemble your other ingredients.
  • Pinto beans – I am lazy and use canned. Nothing needs be done except heat them up!
  • Veggies. Saute these. You don’t need a lot – today I used onions and zucchini. Just saute them in some olive oil until they are nice and done, towards the end you can sort of deglaze them with tamari. I guess more or less any veg will work. Go mad! Broccoli! Peppers! Whatever!
  • Greens. Any kind. I used turnip today; in the past I’ve used collards, kale, spinach, whatever. I cook greens by sauteing a little chopped garlic in some olive oil than adding the greens bit by bit and stirring madly as they wilt, then adding tamari and broth of some kind – generic veggie, whatever’s cheapest, or just water but broth or stock is good and letting it all simmer until the rice is done, so half an hour or so.
  • and the most important food changing ingredient: Peanut Sauce. Get a mason jar with a good lid and put in
    • about 1/2 cup of peanut butter (natural, duh, you do not want your high fructose corn syrup in here,)
    • chopped garlic – maybe 2, 3 cloves –
    • lime juice, like 1 or maybe 2 limes if they’re not super juicy,
    • tamari – about half as much as you have peanut butter –
    • hot sauce – sriracha if you got it –
    • and a little oil, preferably peanut but I used olive tonight and it was fine. Mix it up:  shake that jar like crazy until it all comes together and

You are ready to layer your bowl: rice then beans then veggies then greens than peanut sauce.  And enjoy! It will not be Martha Stewart beautiful but it will be really, really good.

clouds

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